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Thranduil is not bad, he’s just badass. You can’t compare him to humans because he’s not human. He’s wild. If you encounter a bear in the woods and it mauls you, you can’t say it’s evil. It’s a wild thing. Do you know what I mean? He’s a king, a significant king, a formidable force in this world. He makes no secret of it–-he’s not devious. He knows he has rules and principles.
- Lee Pace (via thranduil-is-mine)
13 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 228 notes

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 126,416 notes

fredchiltonsbooty:

meganmachine:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

FOUR FOR YOU CHILTON YOU GO CHILTON

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 5,652 notes

we’re in this together.

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 14,248 notes

tpringbreak:

friendly reminder that is is romulan tradition to paint symbols of love on one’s skin in a time of mourning until the paint/ink fades but nero and his crew tattooed theirs on

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 6,493 notes

From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 625 notes
katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 232,550 notes

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

ask-team-clst:


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BRING IT ON!

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 191,241 notes

Promo to motivate my wifey!

thewomvn:

Good luck darling, you are going to get through all this work

  • Must be following my gorgeous wifey!
  • Maybe if you are nice you could follow me too :)
  • Reblog this
  • Likes won´t count
  • Must reach 30 notes please
  • Deadline: tomorrow, 9pm GMT+1
  • Faves bolded, darlings get a commentary
  • Well then, reblog away
2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 105 notes

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

sansael:

fishingboatproceeds:

madangelwithabox:

Oh my god my roommate is reading Looking for Alaska and she just said out loud, “Oh my gosh it’s 1 day before I’m so excited to find out what it’s before!” Really enthusiastically. Poor girl.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

is that John Green

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John

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 148,835 notes
obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 583,506 notes

tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 87,231 notes
2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 51,655 notes

merthur-pendragonlord:

castiel-sniffs-deans-panties:

peetapendragon:

witzelsuchthotblood:

 

#me when other fandoms are having a crisis

HE’S HOPPING LIKE THE FUCKING ENERGIZER BUNNY 

if i don’t reblog this just assume i’m dead

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 46,657 notes

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 382,747 notes
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